Ass Saver (Mudguard)

We all want to be good people, pushing out positive energy into the world to make other people's days better.

So, an easy way to do that is briefly take their attention away from your butt and do a comparison.

Easily attached under your bike seat, the Field Coffee Ass Saver will ensure that you'll keep that big brown sh*t stripe off your back and simultaneously make someone smile. Go you.